Howdy

I like it when WordPress says ‘Howdy’ to me. I feel slightly less bad about not posting for ages. HOWDY WordPress. I’ll kick up my skirt and jump on a horse and clip clop into the sunset. Or I’ll sit and worry about everything in the whole world and be very cold all the time. The second one sounds more likely. I AM ALWAYS COLD. IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. It was sunny last weekend. I was cold. I blame all the Slush Puppies I ingested as a child. They’ve slowly been turning my blood into ice, and now I am doomed. That’s the only logical explaination.

Anyway. Hello. I’m fine. Are you fine? We are all fine. I still don’t have a job. I have watched The Human Centipede. I keep calling it The Human Caterpillar by accident. Oh. I’ve had an idea. The director of Centipede should rewrite The Hungry Caterpillar. Just a thought. Mmm. I don’t really have anything to say. Just thought I’d let bits of my brain fall out on the Internet.

I LIKE CHIPS.

BYE. x

August 21, 2010. Uncategorized.